Tuesday, April 25, 2006

So I'm standing there,

warming up my supper, when I realize, "This fucking microwave only goes up to like 15 minutes! What if I wanted to nuke something unattended for 16 minutes or like a week? What would I do then? This whole situation is just totally screwed up. How could I have been SO happy with THIS microwave for so many years with such a debillitating handicap.

I don't think I've ever cried so hard.

1 comment:

Danny said...

Have you considered therapy??