Monday, February 13, 2006


Now I know, I usually give the movie reviews to the Movie Factory site. But that's a family place, and the following is NOT family friendly.

Ok people. I just saw Saw 2.


I shall never sleep again. I don't think I lost a part of my soul on the part where the guy gouges his own eye out and fails, or even when the guy shooting himself in the eye. Even the part where the guy is clubbed or the part where the guy cuts off a peice of his own neck then has his throat slashed with a jigsaw.

No. Certainly it must have been something else that has left me a hollow hulk, terrified for my very being.

What the FUCK?

OK PEOPLE. If all that wasn't enough, at one point a girl is enticed to put her hands in an aquarium through boobie trapped holes so that when she pulls her hands back out, razors slash her flesh and it collects in the awuarium above her head. She is left to cut her own hands off.

OH WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER TIME when an ex-heroin addict is thrown into a pit the size of a small pool half full of syringes, forced to find a key to a door that wil permanently lock in 1 minute. I can still hear her screams.

If anyone wants to chat... say anytime tonight... call me, I'll be up.


Danny said...

Do you wanna come sleep with me tonight buddy??

Pilon, A said...

Thanx for ruining the movie..I'll be there in the morning ot pick up a copy

Life Ruiner's Anonymous said...

aawweee muffin. I thought it was no better than the first one. And the girl from Seventh Heaven was in it, and she was evil.

I, on the other hand, watched Zoolander for the fifth time last night. My daughter thinks it's hilarious, although she didn't quite get what a "freak fest" was.

Pilon, A said...

Holy shit was that movie twistwed....and Zoolander rules.