Here ya go folks, some really shitty pop songs I get in my head everytime I hear them.
Too Little Too Late - Jojo -- Oh crap... I hadn't even seen the video... but I bet I know all the words already. Heard it twice on the radio today alone. She gets all wet at the end.. sorry for ruining it.
Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson - Jesus. I hate American Idol. But you think I can get away from this shit hit? Hell no. I put it on mix discs. Entire mix discs of Since U Been Gone.
Get The Party Started - Pink - Ooooooo ATTITUDE! And Pink in a towel. She still looks like a boy. (Hey your bra is showing!)
Toxic - Britney Spears - Really quite shocked it made it past the censors.
Underneath Your Clothes- Shakira - Sorry is it hot in here? She looks even hotter as a brunette.
Beautiful Stranger - Madonna - Yeah she's old, but still catchy. At least you get the entertainment value of Mike Meyers on this one.
Bills Bills Bills - Destiny's Child - Hey, this one can be enjoyed on mute.
Notice how all these songs start with a little sketch explaining why the women are so broke up about what's going on. That's because the music lacks SUBSTANCE. Yep, I'm sure it's MP3's that are killing the music industry.
5 comments:
I love all those songs!!!
And you, shanna, are what is wrong with the music industry. Pop music like that is made for people who don't like music. It's made catchy and simple so you don't have to think about it.
I agree with Andrew. Pop music is for the simple minded. Look at the people that sing look at them. They are all glitter and nudity. Since when does sex belong in the music industry?
I listen to music so that I don't have to think. I think all day at work, I listen to music so that I can zone out. Or just have it in the background while I'm thinking about something else.
On another note...I'm just a bit drunk. Wheeee!!!
Everyone knows that music attained perfection in the late 70's when Foghat released "Slow Ride" and Blue Oyster Cult did "Don't Fear The Reaper". Everything since has been shit.
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