Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Goddamn you Escherichia coli

So lately I've packed a few more pounds around the midriff. No one's fault but my own, I haven't been eating healthy, shame on me. So this week as part of the "Jeremy Getting his Fucking Life Together Project" (JGFLTP) I went grocery shopping and got myself some good food. Among it, some delicious spinach. Now "The Man" tells me if I eat it I'll get sick.

Christ make up your damn mind!

7 comments:

Soulfood said...

Let Bootsie be your official taster.

lnavkx

Pilon, A said...

Ya, McDOnald's had to stop selling salads for awhile and still now they don't put the spinach into them.

Saskboy said...

The terrorists did it.

Pilot said...

I knew it... they didn't even need to tell me and I knew it. Damn terrorists... we should invade Syria.

Danny said...

Quit being a fucking American. Invade nothing or they'll just come over here and bomb your dog.

Pilot said...

Danny, the more I hear you talk, the more I'm convinced you're a moron.

Danny said...

I prefer the terms, special, super, unique, intellectually inferior, and intelligently intelligent thank you.