When we first started going out she was on a fairly regular basis trying to push personal hygene and upkeep products on me. Exfoliating this, puff ball that, milk curd and bee sperm other thing. For a head and shoulders and pure soap guy, this was a little much. Now I DO use the dread soap she pushe on me when I got dreads, but that's because its the only thing that effectively keeps my dreads knotting - even then I opt for the original scent and not her "pertoulie" crap. Oh and she gave me some shave lotion for Christmas, but it was a present and it smells awesome... like freshly grated hippie.
So here's to the wife, the cause of and solution to all my problems.
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if there's one thing that could come between katherine and i, it'd be Patchouli...
i love how wikipedia describes it as being useful for dreadlocks, conditioner, perfume, and ALL-PURPOSE BUG REPELLENT!!!
I still can't get a straight answer on WHAT Patchouli is. I have asked almost a dozen people what patchouli is and NO ONE will tell me.
I know I could Wiki it, but this is WAY more interesting.
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