EVERYBODY... grab a cricket bat... the goddamn zombies are coming. Andrew... you know what to do... open the store.
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Fuck.
What if Andrew is ALREADY A ZOMBIE!
Oh Crap.
That's about the freakiest thing I've ever read!
ReplyDeleteAlso the funniest considering the source.
ReplyDeleteAMPCON 125 activated.........passcode - 248743293492-9084-2934. ... ... ...AHHHHHHHH!!! THEY'RE COMING!!! Board up windows and doors and don't let anyone in.
ReplyDeleteEveryone if you don't know what to do watch Shaun of the Dead. It'll help you out alot. Oh sure you can watch those other zombie movies but Shaun of the Dead is way more realistic. It'll teach you how to groan like a zombie to disguise yourself so they leave you alone. Very valueable in case of national emergency.
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to point out why Danny's comment on Shaun of the Dead is a little stupid?
ReplyDeleteWhat if your worried about Zombie's Shaun of the Dead will help you man. And what you expected Danny to say something intelligent about zombies invading, come on man.
ReplyDeleteBetter get that food and gun store going Andrew, and in a hurry!
ReplyDeleteDidn't that store include pens too?? Or was that a different store?? Maybe even a different brother.
ReplyDeleteDifferent store and brother.
ReplyDeleteThat was my brainchild thanks.